Severe penetrating eyeball injuries:
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sexrumors:

trying to bang with ur boo while ur parent in the other room

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firefighterpeaches:

We never want you to be hurt, we just want to be the ones you call when you are.
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emtp-to-be:

Found this on Pinterest. 

Lol
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oryctolaguscunciculus byvalour
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futureben fuckingbrighteyes
silly-luv:

♡ find your best posts on my blog ♡
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so I got a tattoo today
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technicalrabbit:

meladoodle:

THESE ARE GETTING TOO WILD

NO, THE WORST THING ABOUT THIS GIF IS IT’S FUCKING HAPPENED. 
I WAS COOKING AND MY LITTLE BROTHER FELL SO I RUSHED AWAY TO HELP HIM UP AND MAKE SURE HE WAS OKAY, I WAS ONLY GONE FOR A FUCKING MINUTE.AND I WENT BACK TO COOKING, AND WHEN I TRIED TO FUCKING FLIP THE GODDAMN STEAK
IT HAD MELDED TO THE GODDAMN PAN.SO I TRIED TO SHIMMY THE FUCKING SPATULA UNDER IT AND PULLED UP AND THE GODDAMN HANDLE BROKE OFF WHICH SENT THE FUCKING PAN FLYING. 
IT BROKE THE FUCKING SMALL KITCHEN WINDOW AND LANDED OUTSIDE AND BROKE THREE POTS ON THE BACK PORCH. 
MY FUCKNIG PAIN HAS BEEN REALIZED IN ONE fUCKING GIF AND IT IS BULLSHIT. 
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my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

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follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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